That's Not A Snowy Owl...

I headed out in search of the not-so-elusive snowy owl the other day. After driving around Biddeford Pool for over an hour searching for any sign of our new Arctic neighbors, I pulled up alongside a plumber with a wonderful, salt and pepper, handlebar moustache climbing into his truck. “Where are the owls!?” I pleaded. He laughed and told me they were indeed along Mile Stretch Road, the road I had been cruising. He said to look on chimney tops and on the ice between the road and the water. Also, look for other photographers with tripods and big lenses. Right. Other photographers.

I headed back down Mile Stretch Road and came upon a couple of guys lined up with their tripods. My 200mm zoom looked embarrassingly small next to their 800mm lenses. It turns out one of the guys was a friend of mine. He let me put my camera on his 800mm to get a closer look. Wow. There he was. A beautiful snowy owl tucked in among large chunks of ice. I finally had my shot. My life was complete.

But first, here are my 'these are not snowy owls' photos…

Not a snowy owl.

Nope, no snowy owls here.

Negative, just a long road with some colorful houses.

On the rooftops?

Not these.

Nice reflection, still no owl.

Perhaps on that roof?

A nice winding road shot. No owls.

Wait, is that …?

Yes, yes! I think it is...

It is! It is! 

A snowy owl!

My life is complete.

No Words - Just My Favorite Photo

Back Cove - Portland, Maine (no post processing…straight out of camera)

From Internet Marketer to Christmas Wreath Maker

I left the Marketing world in the spring of 2009. I had put in a solid 20 years speeding down the Internet Superhighway and it was time for a break. I was out of gas. After taking some time off, I decided manual labor would be a nice change. I was hired at Skillins Greenhouses, a well-known and respected local nursery. What I noticed immediately was how well I slept after putting in a long day of unloading semi trucks of trees and shrubs. There was an overwhelming relief of not having to return phone calls and emails. There were no deadlines. I now punched in and out each day and packed my lunch in a lunch box. I liked talking with customers about soil and sun and planting. I liked moving. I liked dirt.

During the holiday season at the nursery, we sell holiday boxes, decorated Christmas wreaths and balsam fir trees (Abies balsamea). We also ship our popular State of Maine wreaths across the country. (I am in charge of shipping…200 to date, and counting.)

When customers enter The Christmas Room they comment on the wonderful balsam aroma. While we no longer smell it, we still smile and agree, “Yes, it’s amazing, isn’t it?”

So, during this holiday season, I leave you with some iPhone photos of me shipping wreaths, as well as some of my decorated Katahdin wreaths hanging on the windows of Stonehome Estate Jewelers on Exchange Street. I’ve made it!

Happy Holidays! Liz

Ship Your State Of Maine Wreath Today!

Mama Mia! Is that a Delivery Truck Stuck in that Alley?

It is no wonder I love shooting in the North End of Boston so much; shop windows filled with Sopressata, Cacciatore, and Salame; ricotta cheese stuffed cannolis at Mike’s Pastry; waiters named Vinny and Manny setting tables for the Saturday night dinner crowd, and Boston cops hanging out on street corners. These are all sights I’ve come to appreciate and, in some ways, even expect when I visit the North End.

Sometimes, however, the best moments in life come when the unexpected happens. They are like scenes out of a Spielberg movie, ones that only an experienced movie director could re-create. What I couldn’t anticipate while strolling along Hanover Street that lazy summer afternoon was catching a glimpse of a delivery truck stuck in an alleyway out the corner of my eye. The drivers clearly thought they could continue through the narrow space, but a lamp post and a street that looked about 10 times too small for the large white box truck were obstacles that proved too big for even the most experienced truck driver.

If the delivery truck stuck in alley photo opp weren’t enough, an elderly Italian woman hunched over her cane approached the scene just as I did. With determined curiosity, she shuffled down the street in her house slippers and poked her head around the corner. When she saw the truck, her eyes widened. Mama Mia! Mama Mia!, she repeated. She gestured to me for some confirmation. I raised my hands in disbelief and repeated back to her wide-eyed, Mama Mia!

Along with my quintessential nonna italiana, a couple of true blue Boston Cops showed up to assess the situation. Behind the scenes, a sullen truck driver sat on the curb awaiting the verdict. (He told me later he was worried he was going to get fired when he got back to dispatch).

The entire scene was Boston at its finest. One tough Italian grandmother, a few tough Boston cops, and two not-so-tough delivery truck drivers.

I went to the North End expecting one thing and left with something quite different; something quite wonderfully different.

For the Love of God, Don’t Put Celery in the Stuffing

For as long I can remember, I have hated, nope… detested, the taste of celery. That’s right. Celery. I have no idea where it stems from. I have no early childhood memory of an evil babysitter force feeding me celery, or eating celery soup when I was home sick with the flu, or a traumatic holiday experience with peanut butter filled celery. I just don’t like it. A lot don’t like it.

So what exactly is it about celery that I find so offensive. It’s a combination of bad. Part taste, part smell, part texture. When I tell friends of my strong aversion, they universally come back with... What if it’s cooked? Doesn’t matter. Hate. What if it’s filled with peanut butter? Nope. Won’t do it. How can you hate it, it has no taste!? Sure does. Vile.

In a completely unscientific study of friends and family over the years, I have found exactly 3 other people who hate celery as much as I do. When we first discover our mutual displeasure of the stalk, we are like long-lost brothers in arms who washed ashore together in Normandy. We have found each other. We embrace, we cheer, sometimes we cry. We share celery stories. No one understands, we sniff. We hug each other knowing that we have found someone else who knows the pain we’ve endured over the years. We are soul mates.

So, what does any of this have to do with photography? Absolutely nothing. But, tomorrow is Thanksgiving and frankly, I’m terrified about seeing celery. Cream cheese and olive stuffed celery, itty bitty pieces of celery in the stuffing, or worse: giant chunks of celery in the salad. Because, for me, celery is quite simply, the worst food ever.

post script: Thanksgiving was a success! No celery sightings. Thanks, Dave.

The Day I Met Jack Nicholson on the Peaks Island Ferry

As he walked toward me, I stared in disbelief, ‘Oh my God, is that Jack Nicholson? What on earth would he be doing on the Peaks Island Ferry? I would have heard if he had a house on the island. Is he shooting a movie on Peaks? Why wouldn’t I have read about it in the paper? Is he visiting friends on the island?’

Then, without looking up, he sat down on the bench beside me. My mind was spinning. I looked, I didn’t look, I thought it was him, then not him, then got paranoid that I was looking too much, then looked down, then looked away. After a few minutes of trying unsuccessfully to act both cool and disinterested; I blurted out, “Excuse me, but does everyone tell you, you look just like Jack Nicholson?”

“Yes,” he replied, in a tone pure Jack. Quietly. Deliberately. His voice hoarse. His smile, half Joker, half Caretaker of The Overlook Hotel. Then, in a gravelly retort only Jack could pull off, he added, “I’m an impersonator.”

“Oh, Cool!” I smiled, wide-eyed.

Turns out his real name is Ed Ezzard (which added freaky to freak, since I’m also a huge fan of British comedian, Eddie Izzard, so now I’m doubly fake-star-struck and only mildly confused). Before changing careers to Jack impersonator, not-Jack was an IT Project Manager from New York. Today, he has a thriving business and even has a web site, themainejack.com (You can’t make this stuff up.) He explained that he does private parties, conventions, fundraisers, sales meetings, photo doubles, and commercials.

Fifteen minutes after crossing Casco Bay with Oscar-winning Jack, then IT Ed playing Jack, followed by Ed playing himself – a guy who just happens to look so much like Jack he started a business being Jack, we arrived at Peaks Island. He handed me his business card: Ed Ezzard, Jack Nicholson Impersonator. Well, ok then. I walked away smiling. I had, in fact, just met Jack Nicholson on the ferry to Peaks Island. Well, sort of.

A Game of Cat and Mouse

As it turns out, there really is a game called cat and mouse; one with a real cat, and a real mouse. 

I know because I witnessed it from my purple couch one afternoon. Outside the bay windows, I watched as my neighbor’s rotund orange house cat darted up and down the street spastically chasing something that looked as frightened as a … oh, wait.

Somewhat fearful of the unfolding massacre I was about to witness, I headed out the door. Camera in hand, I tip-toed closer to the cat-mouse duo. There, on the edge of the road, a mouth-watering feline was cozying up to a wide-eyed, grey rodent. The cat had played with this mouse just long enough to get the mouse to trust it. They even shared a few snout to snout kisses, it seemed.

My instinct was to alert the mouse, “Run! Don’t trust him! He’ll eat you alive! I swear! It’s a trap!” But, then I heard the voice of Sir Darwin, “This, my dear,” the authoritarian, British voice in my head continued, “…is nature at its finest. Survival of the fittest!” At that moment, I wondered if Mr. Darwin had ever been chased across sub-Saharan Africa by a large cat, its fangs piercing Charles in the hind quarters mid-stride. I think not. Master Chuck Darwin, while a voyageur; knew not (at least not from first-hand experience) that from which he postulated.

As it turned out, there was no massacre; at least not one that I witnessed. Perhaps my neighbors had a present waiting at their doorstep later that night, I can’t say for sure. But, from my observations (and my best estimation), it was a playful game of a harmless neighborhood cat playing chase with a common field mouse. The cat endeared itself to the mouse, the mouse responded in kind, and a friendship ensued. It was a game of cat meets mouse, cat likes mouse, mouse trusts cat, mouse likes cat. At least, that's the story I prefer. Which story do you prefer?

Wikipedia:

Cat and mouse, often expressed as cat-and-mouse game, is an English-language idiom dating back to 1675 that means "a contrived action involving constant pursuit, near captures, and repeated escapes."[1] The "cat" is unable to secure a definitive victory over the "mouse", who despite not being able to defeat the cat, is able to avoid capture. In extreme cases, the idiom may imply that the contest is never-ending. The term is derived from the hunting behavior of domestic cats, which often appear to "play" with prey by releasing it after capture. This behavior is due to an instinctive imperative to ensure that the prey is weak enough to be killed without endangering the cat.[2]

In colloquial usage it has often been generalized to mean simply that the advantage constantly shifts between the contestants, leading to an impasse or de facto stalemate.